No, they haven’t banned assault weapons. What they actually did away with was common sense. Oh, and Democracy. That went straight down the crapper, too. Now that Walmart is a person and Congress cast votes in the hopes that they don’t offend the Big Purses for the next round of Prostitution- er, I mean campaigning. My apologies to all of you running for re-election or readying to fight the good fight who will NOT be equipping those 527’s knee pads. Cheers!